If you haven’t already noticed, there is a strange message at the top of the page that changes ever-so-often.  This was something I threw together real quick because I fell in love with Inky’s Auto-Meme and I decided I must have it so I could display it everywhere.
Fortunately, there is API available and I decided to utilize it in a curious way.

The way the script works is there is a cron job on my webserver, and it grabs a new meme from Inky’s Auto-Meme.  It then writes it to a text file, which I later grab with a simple php file that writes it into a transparent .png image that you can take on the go by placing the url inside of an image tag.

You can download the source code here.  Or if you would like a live preview other than the top.

If you have any questions you may consider shooting me some comments, look at this place!  It’s so very dead.

I can’t decide on a theme that suits me.  I think I’ll just stick with this one, its simple, has no images, and it’s easy to read.

Shout out to: Liam Cooke for the rockin’ awesome theme.

I wonder sometimes, how much of my life i’ve wasted on meaningless things like web aesthetics.

You guessed it:  Bullshit.

I can’t keep my self from mentally hemorrhaging every time I hear this idiot speak.  Does anyone ever wonder how he manages to breathe?  My guess is as good as yours, but if you have a working pair of eyes you could clearly see that his head is obviously shoved WAY up his ass.

Glenn Beck is an amalgam of ignorance, lunacy, imbecility, and arrogance.  In fact, these are the main ingredients for the creation of a Glenn Beck.  If Glenn Beck were a virus, he would be Ebola.  Glenn Beck equates to everything bad in the world anyone could and ever will imagine.

Thanks Glenn, for your uncanny ability to palaver at everyone and everything with your nonsensical BULLSHIT!  I think drug and alcohol addiction was good for you, at least you and your persistent idiocy weren’t publicly broadcasted.

Words cannot describe my hatred for Glenn Beck, and therefore, I can no longer continue.